Hello readers. Actually, maybe just "reader." I have no idea if anyone actually reads about me. So I haven't written for forever because my mommy has been hogging the computer watching Felicity (I can't decide if I am on team Ben or team Noel) but she has to write a paper today so she's procrastinating however she can and finally let me update.
I have two very important and distressing pieces of news to announce.
First, I barfed today. This is the first time that I have ever relieved myself in any capacity outside of my litter box. What's worse is that my lazy mommy was still in bed and so Aunt Jocelyn had to clean it up. I think I'm ok, though. I haven't barfed since and I'm acting pretty normal. But I'm still wondering why that happened... woe is me.
The next distressing information is that daddy got a wii from Grandpa. This is a big bummer because it means that mommy is going to go over there and play all the time and I am going to be all alone. WAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH. I don't know how I will cope... maybe I will do crazy things like delete mommy's papers so she has to rewrite them and doesn't have time to play. MWAHAHA.
Ok that's all for today.
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Young Finch, you are certainly more devious than you look. It would be very Amy from "Little Women" of you to delete Bean's papers, and she may never forgive you, so I don't recommend it.
ReplyDeleteKitten, you have had a birthday since this last post. I think you have some catching up to do!
ReplyDeleteAtticus! You have not posted anything since Mowmow (aka the devil) moved in. Your readers want to know what's going on!!
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